# AI Incident Commander This is a deterministic incident-triage trainer for the homelab. It is the first step toward a Jeannie incident assistant: classify symptoms, map evidence to a likely failure class, print read-only next commands, and make unsafe actions explicit. Run fixture replays: ```bash ./jeannie incident replay ``` Useful commands: ```bash ./jeannie incident list ./jeannie incident replay edge_502 ./jeannie incident triage --from-file /tmp/incident-output.txt ./jeannie incident triage --text "curl shows 502 Bad Gateway from nginx" ``` The command is report-only. It does not run Kubernetes, SSH, OpenTofu, or Docker commands for you.